haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
