Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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