We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Tornado booty call.. dedication
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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