Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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