if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its not stalking. its research.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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