lets start a swedish sibling band together
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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