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  If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...

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• blite...that's not clever or a tongue twister...It's a run on paragraph...

  Submitted by hippiesgotohell on Feb 15, 11 at 9:53pm

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  • LOL @ "run on paragraph"

    Submitted by spiff on Feb 16, 11 at 5:29am

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• Go for a pre-disney mermaid look. Then you won't need coverage up top at all!

  Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 15, 11 at 5:03pm

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• You're gonna need 3 holes, sweetheart. Just like in life. Just a rule of thumb.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Feb 15, 11 at 3:03pm

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• Seashells are fairly brittle. They tend to crack in half if you use a regular drill and bit. According to internet - use a dremel. My other thought is a laser cutter. And yeah, you're going to need three holes. Good luck!

  Submitted by Jim_West on Dec 6, 12 at 12:12pm

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• Well silly ... Since sally sells seashells by the seashore where seashells surely seem superb and sally is seeing sam who sells shelves for said lowes... Sure... Shuffle said ass on down and let em drill ya... a hole... sally

  Submitted by blite on Feb 15, 11 at 6:02pm

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• Go to Home Depot, they'll drill the holes and size the shells for you. They like to get hands on.

  Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Apr 8, 11 at 12:11pm

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• The real question is, where are you going to go to get a monofin?

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:38pm

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• Stupid...

  Submitted by 7one4 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:08pm

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• How small r Ur boobs cuz most shells r pretty small unless they r fake shells

  Submitted by lilredvettefan on Feb 15, 11 at 7:55pm

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