he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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