Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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