Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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