is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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