Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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