I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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