he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
