I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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