Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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