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  I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress

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• Cool story. What i gathered from your text was that you're a thief...

  Submitted by ck24 on Apr 15, 13 at 2:06pm

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• Your lucky i'm english , otherwise i'd never know wtf the bint of the moment was on about.

  Submitted by spadesghost on Apr 15, 13 at 5:58pm

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• Shoe size correlation observations!

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 15, 13 at 2:02pm

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• tl;dr

  Submitted by FishMonger on Apr 16, 13 at 2:02am

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• Cool story bro, maybe next time don't be so insecure about thieving and/or be prepared with some sneakers of your own since you wore the 6inch wedges for the purpose of getting laid. I'm also just throwing this out there, OR ask for some cab fair or have your own like goddn adult...

  Submitted by slothistotle on Apr 15, 13 at 11:40pm

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• Make that a thief with big feet.

  Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 16, 13 at 2:29am

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• Honey, most Londoner won't even bat an eye at a girl that got a good shag the night before.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 15, 13 at 3:27pm

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  • Even the Queen is used to it.....but she pretends.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Apr 15, 13 at 4:15pm

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