found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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