every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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