He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
