its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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