I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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