I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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