I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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