I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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