I'm drive I can fine osifer
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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