do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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