You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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