There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
false alarm. still invincible.
Do vagina's smell?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Randomize
