After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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