She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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