Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
