we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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