So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
