So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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