I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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