Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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