Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
now i know why i became what i already was.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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