Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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