Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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