she peed on how many people?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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