If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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