I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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