BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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