The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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