She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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