Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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