Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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