Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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