Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Someone shattered a urinal.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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