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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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